Fortunately, mailroom Ronny is still available to meet all of your pharmaceutical needs…
His next note advised that we’re “ramping up” for greater workplace inclusion…
Perhaps we could also revisit 1998 and my decision to come work here in the first place…
The corporate leadership, however, can continue to stink…
It still doesn’t top the time he asked that our visible minority policy be written in “black and white”…
Answer: Idiot Boss
I guess I better scratch out the repeated references to “the pin-headed ninny”
I’m guessing it will be all of the staff. (Except for the lucky few who are on vacation, call in sick or are fortunate enough to die in the interim…)
They also suggested that I may be able to make a case for justifiable homicide…
Just one more example of why I consider drinking to be a discretionary necessity…
From this point forward any staff found in possession of a ball point pen may be subject to summary execution…
It’s comic, sans intent…
Leaving early to go home and shower…
Oh, and it has pictures of kittens on it too…
Or perhaps the gaping void that has become my career…?
Post it Notes from my Idiot Boss 