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Shall I add “heavy fog” to our list of statutory holidays while I’m at it…?

inclement weather policy

What we really need is an asinine post-it note policy…

Okay, but that means I may have to bump October into next year…

reschedule february
My boss takes time management to a whole new level…

Okay. How about I start with “WTF” and go from there…

I guess it’s a step in the right direction. Last month he asked me to think in bullets.

I’m actually relieved. My assless chaps are still at the dry cleaners…

Shirts, however, remain entirely optional…

I’ll get back to you on that first thing tomorrow morning…

I can’t wait until he asks Juliet about her tendency toward excessive periods…

I believe it’s 6 of one, half a dozen of the other…

Personally, I measure our productivity in dog years…

I’d love to but the agenda is already packed with pointless updates and irrelevant presentations…

Besides, the meeting was cancelled due to lack of interest…

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