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Sounds like it might be more of a “contrast” than “compare” exercise…

compare notes

I guess I better scratch out the repeated references to “the pin-headed ninny”

A brilliant follow-up to the classic “who will be at the team meeting” note…

staff day

I’m guessing it will be all of the staff. (Except for the lucky few who are on vacation, call in sick or are fortunate enough to die in the interim…)

Done. They cited “lack of clarity vs. profound stupidity” as a precedent to consider…

legal opinion

They also suggested that I may be able to make a case for justifiable homicide…

So many contradictions, so little time…

volunteering

Just one more example of why I consider drinking to be a discretionary necessity…

Because using them might inadvertently result in productivity…

office supplies

From this point forward any staff found in possession of a ball point pen may be subject to summary execution…

What the Helvetica…?

fonts2

It’s comic, sans intent…

Exhibit “B” in My Sexual Harassment Suit…

oral

Leaving early to go home and shower…

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