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Honestly, you perform one desk-side splenectomy and the whole office goes ape shit…

medical appointments

Fortunately, mailroom Ronny is still available to meet all of your pharmaceutical needs…

No, but I am available in a large print format and hope to be closed captioned by Christmas…

wheelchair

His next note advised that we’re “ramping up” for greater workplace inclusion…

Cool. You fire up the Delorean and I’ll meet you in the parking lot…

2011

Perhaps we could also revisit 1998 and my decision to come work here in the first place…

Too bad. My “scratch-n-sniff” sexual harassment policy had real potential…

scent free

The corporate leadership, however, can continue to stink…

Next he’ll ask for carbon copies of the emissions studies…

blind copy

It still doesn’t top the time he asked that our visible minority policy be written in “black and white”…

Statement: Is there a serious head injury in your past?

question

Answer: Idiot Boss

Sounds like it might be more of a “contrast” than “compare” exercise…

compare notes

I guess I better scratch out the repeated references to “the pin-headed ninny”

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