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Absolutely. Provided we can push back Christmas to sometime in July…

summer students

Who needs a Christmas bonus when you’re offered gifts like this…

That’s awesome…I’m hoping to become a radial tire.

paperless office

Clearly, he’s misunderstood this whole “transformational leadership” thing…

Shall I add “heavy fog” to our list of statutory holidays while I’m at it…?

inclement weather policy

What we really need is an asinine post-it note policy…

Okay, but that means I may have to bump October into next year…

reschedule february
My boss takes time management to a whole new level…

Okay. How about I start with “WTF” and go from there…

I guess it’s a step in the right direction. Last month he asked me to think in bullets.

I’m actually relieved. My assless chaps are still at the dry cleaners…

Shirts, however, remain entirely optional…

I’ll get back to you on that first thing tomorrow morning…

I can’t wait until he asks Juliet about her tendency toward excessive periods…

I believe it’s 6 of one, half a dozen of the other…

Personally, I measure our productivity in dog years…

I’d love to but the agenda is already packed with pointless updates and irrelevant presentations…

Besides, the meeting was cancelled due to lack of interest…

It’s easy. Pick up the phone, dial and then breathe heavily…

On second thought, maybe it’s better if you don’t..

I’ll also work on answering the phone before it rings…

It’s a shame. My psychic abilities are what got me the job in the first place…

Yes, and before you ask, I believe it’s mandatory…

I sure hope it is anyway…we aren’t a handsome bunch.

Sure, just give me a minute, I think I left it in my briefcase…

Making the world stupider, one post it note at a time.

In case of emergency, leave post it note…

Our disaster plans are enacted daily…

And keep your hands off Bob’s knobs while you’re at it…

Not to worry. I’m sure that like most men, I wouldn’t be able to find it anyway.

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