Who needs a Christmas bonus when you’re offered gifts like this…
Clearly, he’s misunderstood this whole “transformational leadership” thing…
What we really need is an asinine post-it note policy…
My boss takes time management to a whole new level…
I guess it’s a step in the right direction. Last month he asked me to think in bullets.
Shirts, however, remain entirely optional…
I can’t wait until he asks Juliet about her tendency toward excessive periods…
Personally, I measure our productivity in dog years…
Besides, the meeting was cancelled due to lack of interest…
On second thought, maybe it’s better if you don’t..
It’s a shame. My psychic abilities are what got me the job in the first place…
I sure hope it is anyway…we aren’t a handsome bunch.
Making the world stupider, one post it note at a time.
Our disaster plans are enacted daily…
Not to worry. I’m sure that like most men, I wouldn’t be able to find it anyway.
Post it Notes from my Idiot Boss 