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Posts tagged ‘humor’

16 No, but I am available in a large print format and hope to be closed captioned by Christmas…

21 Cool. You fire up the Delorean and I’ll meet you in the parking lot…

4 Too bad. My “scratch-n-sniff” sexual harassment policy had real potential…

9 Next he’ll ask for carbon copies of the emissions studies…

15 Statement: Is there a serious head injury in your past?

25 Sounds like it might be more of a “contrast” than “compare” exercise…

6 A brilliant follow-up to the classic “who will be at the team meeting” note…

4 Done. They cited “lack of clarity vs. profound stupidity” as a precedent to consider…

11 Because using them might inadvertently result in productivity…

43 I’m actually relieved. My assless chaps are still at the dry cleaners…

16 I believe it’s 6 of one, half a dozen of the other…

20 I’d love to but the agenda is already packed with pointless updates and irrelevant presentations…

27 I’ll also work on answering the phone before it rings…

7 Yes, and before you ask, I believe it’s mandatory…

11 Sure, just give me a minute, I think I left it in my briefcase…