So many contradictions, so little time…
Just one more example of why I consider drinking to be a discretionary necessity…
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Reblogged this on tequilastarrise and commented:
This guy eats jumbo shrimp quite often, I think.
Don’t know if he eats them but some people have called him a jumbo shrimp (he’s a small man with a big presence). To me, though, he’ll always be my benevolent despot…
who doesn’t love a good oxymoron, or just a plain moron.
That hurt my brain just a little there….
Reblogged this on My Blog and commented:
Sometimes…..
Haha working for this guy must be a pleasure! :p
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We call it being voluntold to do something…
Reblogged this on Scrapper Jones and commented:
So true, it’s not even funny…
Apparently so is tipping.
Is tipping for take out also mandatory? I’ve never been able to figure that one out.
Sometimes the known available cuss words are inadequate to sate my needs.
Our HR Department announces “Mandatory Volunteering” all the time…the official word goes something like “Legal won’t allow us to make it Mandatory, but upper level management strongly encourages participation for future consideration of advancement.”
your site, is hilarious!
Insist indirectly 😀
Kind of reminds me of the old classic – “The floggings will continue until morale improves.”
Your site is funny and I’d recommend it to anyone who needs a good laugh. I hope your boss either a) has a good sense of humor or b) never finds this blog or else you might find yourself in the unemployment line. But either way, thanks for risking it for our reading pleasure.
I’m new to blogging myself, feel free to stop by sometime at:
http://www.bookshelfbattle.com
Volunteering: It doesn’t pay!
sounds like my work place.
I don’t know you but I have the feeling we worked for the same company… I’m following if only to relive my years for them… My old boss used to spend safety meetings making up new words that shouldn’t exist…
seriously?
LOL! I worked at a place where they made us sign a form that said the exact same thing hahaha!
Reblogged this on Elizabeth's Awesome Sites and commented:
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Haha, this is awesome. Not only does he say that ‘Volunteering is Mandatory’ but adds the word ‘Option’. A Mandatory Option huh… what are my other options again? Oh yeah, Volunteering!
I laughed so hard at this one because at my old job, we’d be penalized for not volunteering for “voluntary overtime”. Haha!
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haha love this
Lmao,this is great.