Post it Notes from my Idiot Boss

Shall I add “heavy fog” to our list of statutory holidays while I’m at it…?

John — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 17:35:05 +0000

What we really need is an asinine post-it note policy…

John — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 23:39:05 +0000

My boss takes time management to a whole new level…

John — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 23:30:44 +0000

I guess it’s a step in the right direction. Last month he asked me to think in bullets.

John — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 23:30:17 +0000

Shirts, however, remain entirely optional…

John — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 18:43:35 +0000

I can’t wait until he asks Juliet about her tendency toward excessive periods…

John — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:39:55 +0000

Personally, I measure our productivity in dog years…

John — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:14:22 +0000

Besides, the meeting was cancelled due to lack of interest…

John — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:00:16 +0000

On second thought, maybe it’s better if you don’t..

John — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 21:00:31 +0000

It’s a shame. My psychic abilities are what got me the job in the first place…

John — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 00:32:54 +0000

I sure hope it is anyway…we aren’t a handsome bunch.

John — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 17:49:51 +0000

Making the world stupider, one post it note at a time.

John — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 20:15:04 +0000

Our disaster plans are enacted daily…

John — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 22:45:22 +0000

Not to worry. I’m sure that like most men, I wouldn’t be able to find it anyway.

John — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 23:22:21 +0000

I was hoping we could use it as a team building exercise…

John — Sun, 29 May 2011 00:13:34 +0000

Honestly, there are some things you just assume they teach in manager school.